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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:12 am    Post subject: SHE WAS SOO BLONDE! Reply with quote

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...



She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They were all so funny!!!
I love the one about the M&M's and
the bus #44 xD
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why did she wrote Sagittarius...
*laugh* even the MnM
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who wrote that?
Crazy! Haha. I love that XD
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG! this is sooo FUNNY! Icon_happy48 LOLx! LOLx!
thanks for posting this Syazzie dearest!:]
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gosh. this chick is waaay
blonder than James' sister xD
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha no prob.. I found this somewhere in a resourse site.. hahaha
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohhhh.
is it uhmmm somethingl like
the ROFL link in the navi pageeee!!!

i think i see this before :P
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