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 Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... |
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Hey
Hey i got this in my e-mail n i thought u should read this.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long sh
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
P.S That really cracks me up.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: |
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 Those are so funny- no offense to blonds. Thanks xrobin3! |
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lol ur welcome..wait wot r ya thanking me 4. :?:
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I think she's thanking you coz..YOU ROCK HER UP!
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| I said thanks for the jokes xrobin3! |
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i think that was originally posted by hil10068 on nicksplat, maybe you should give her credit...
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| randyfan wrote: | | i think that was originally posted by hil10068 on nicksplat, maybe you should give her credit... |
Really...nah cant b i got it in ma mail at yahoo.
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well then maybe not... but she posted the joke late 2004!
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| randyfan wrote: | | well then maybe not... but she posted the joke late 2004! |
Well i dunno maby....haha dut it sure waz funny.
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ditto on that RF!
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