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Jean Grey
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 Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:58 pm Post subject: Jokes Lane |
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WELCOME TO JOKES LANE!
where you can enter your jokes to make your friends laugh!
After you have sent in your jokes,at 2 April,your name will be added to Best joker poll which i will make for you!
so start joking now and see who is the best!
you can also send in jokes with your friends help like pinkblush and hui xian send in 5 jokes and everytime they give in jokes together then their name will be added to the poll like this:
Pinkblush and Hui Xian
so start sending those jokes in today!
here are mine:
What woudle u do if a bull charged u?
pay him cash!
who is mcdonald's helper?
mch Donalds!
what kind of stars wear glasses?
movie stars
what is H204?
Drinking
what is a slug?
a snail with a housing problem |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:56 am Post subject: |
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There were 3 friends Shut Up, Manners, Poo. Poo fell down so Manners helped him while Shut Up whet to get help.
MAN : What's your name ?
Shutup : Shut Up
Man(surprised) : Where are your manners ?: Across the road picking up poo.
Why did the golfer bring spare pair of pants ?
In case he got a hole in one !
How idi the criminal call his mum form jail ?
From his CELLphone !
There were three kids walking in the park. Suddenly they found a magic slide. Under the magic slide there was a wizard. The wizard said " What you shout while sliding down on this magical slide, is what you will land on."
So the first kid shouted "GOLD" and he landed on gold. The second kid shouted "DIAMOND" so he landed on diamond. The last kid shouted "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Doctor, doctor, i'm gonna die in 45 seconds !
I'l be there in a minute !
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| Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: |
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| HAha THAts very funny! |
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Jean Grey
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| SmileyC wrote: | There were 3 friends Shut Up, Manners, Poo. Poo fell down so Manners helped him while Shut Up whet to get help.
MAN : What's your name ?
Shutup : Shut Up
Man(surprised) : Where are your manners ?: Across the road picking up poo.
Why did the golfer bring spare pair of pants ?
In case he got a hole in one !
How idi the criminal call his mum form jail ?
From his CELLphone !
There were three kids walking in the park. Suddenly they found a magic slide. Under the magic slide there was a wizard. The wizard said " What you shout while sliding down on this magical slide, is what you will land on."
So the first kid shouted "GOLD" and he landed on gold. The second kid shouted "DIAMOND" so he landed on diamond. The last kid shouted "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Doctor, doctor, i'm gonna die in 45 seconds !
I'l be there in a minute !
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your name will be added to the best joker's poll ok?
if anyone else wants to be entred,just give in a joke and tell me that u want to enter that way it will be easier for me. |
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