Mean and Funny: Song Parodies

summer_chick62 · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:27 am Post subject: Mean and Funny: Song Parodies

Hey everyone! I came across this website with all these mean/funny spoofs and parodies of songs, I decided to post some..

::Paris Hilton Lovers Beware::

Listen to Stars are Blind and sing this song

I... can't sing... Know what I mean?
This song's such a huge hit
Cuz I'm... a star... pop culture whore
I sing worse than Shatner
These pre-teen girls all wanna hear me day and night
Not just on Fox, but K-HITS 105
Celebs will never do a song and sing it right
You should push this song by me aside
I can't sing tonight, no no, ohh

Billboard Charts are (censored) crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Lindsay Lohan, Patrick Swayze
Butcher the clefs

William Hung and John Travolta
Johnny Ashcroft and Connie Chung
Where are songs by Mars's Volta?
And did I say William Hung?
Maybe I'm "perfect" for tunes

"My ears!! Oww ow!"

I... could have.. songs on the charts
If KIIS get some requests
But I... know your... heart's gonna stop
If you don't buy some earplugs
"You sh***ing with me? You think you can sing some songs?"
Now I can sing the songs, but notes are wrong
Can't sing a note! No no, nooo!

From Don Johnson, Connie, Lindsay
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Rather hear a "star" from Disney
Or Federline

Connie, K-Fed, Eddie Murphy
Lindsay Lohan, John Ashcroft, too
Rather hear a song that's Smurfy
I won't peak at Number 2
Maybe I butcher songs, too

Excuse me for singing
George Lang was so critical
He is a writer
For the news.... Oklahoman, Okla, Ohhh

Seems as though celebs are crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
If you don't want dreck on Billboard
Don't hold your breath

I can sing this song so brutal
William Shatner and K-Fed too
My chihuahua hates your poodle
Let's see what Paris can do
Let's see what this song can do
This song's pathetic poo poo

This crap's pathetic, who knew?
Leonard Nimoy, Richard Harris
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Seems as though the charts are crazy
Can you tell the stars are deaf?
(Fade out)

::And Another Paris-hating song::

I think it should be a crime
For singing worthless tunes
Cuz I don't know too many girls
That bug me like you do
Your other shows already make me want to choke
But then we hoped that it was just a joke
Some people never have enough elusive fame
But you can't see we're sick of your name
And I cringe inside, oh woah

Never thought she'd be a singer
Never thought I'd hear that whine
If I never see her again
I'll be just fine
She was only hot and haughty
So annoying and useless, too
Could you beam her up, dear Scottie?
Some other planet will do
Everyone's tired of you

I could be wrong on my own
Maybe I should make amends
But I know that I'm not alone
If tomorrow your label ends
Why shouldn't we be with our friends rejoicing more?
It's something that I have been waiting for
You won't go away, oh woah

Never liked her as an "actor"
Never thought she'd try to find
Bigger shame in other ventures
Make up your mind
Always thought she was a hottie
Pretty special and clever, too
All she does is use her body
Wishing she was gone and through
I think it's stupid, don't you?

Excuse me for trying
For hoping you'd disappear
Maybe I'm lying
You won't get out of here
Oh no, no, no

Never thought she'd be a singer
Never thought I'd hear that whine
If I never see her again
I'll be just fine
She was only hot and haughty
So annoying and useless, too
Could you beam her up, dear Scottie?
Some other planet will do (Even the moon will do)
Everyone's tired of you (Everyone's tired of you)

Never thought she'd be a singer...
Never thought I'd hear that whine...

I have more! XD just tell me if you want some Icon_favorites49

They even have for HSM, but I'll post that later Icon_evil16

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Cuz you're just the girl all the boys wanna dance with, and I'm just the boy that's had too many chances

Crazy at it seems, it wasn't just a dream

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lil_cookie--[killer] · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:34 am Post subject:

Cool!!!! XD
Haha funny
Let me see HSM!!!!!
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summer_chick62 · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:42 am Post subject:

XD I looked at them, they're not good, like they're not funny at all, I do have a Hilary-hating song...here you go..

::Run-away now Hilary Lovers:: XD

Listen to Girl Can Rock with this...

Ready for the big time, Disney got me there
They got me a record deal, they styled up my hair
I get it so easy, don't even have to sing
Some days I don't get it, since I can't do a thing
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?

Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

Standin' in the spotlight, workin' up a sweat
What the hell are lyrics? Dammit I forget
Guys just wait, when I'm a few more years old
I'll be the model in the Playboy Centerfold
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you b****?

Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

The girl can suck, I am loopy, don't be my groupie
I ain't singing at all

I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you b****?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

I should just give it up, I'll never live it up
I have a pretty face, but the rest is luck
Make an easy buck...the girl can suck
Yeah, suck!
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And our dreams, they are made out of real things

Cuz you're just the girl all the boys wanna dance with, and I'm just the boy that's had too many chances

Crazy at it seems, it wasn't just a dream

Boats

Amneena · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject:

hahahaha the paris one is funny! XD
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summer_chick62 · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:43 am Post subject:

Haha yeah it is! XDD
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And our dreams, they are made out of real things

Cuz you're just the girl all the boys wanna dance with, and I'm just the boy that's had too many chances

Crazy at it seems, it wasn't just a dream

Boats

TwinStyle · Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:49 pm Post subject:

Haha those are funny! Icon_favorites8

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