The Simpsons........

SmileyC · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject: The Simpsons........

Quotes !
Let's share funny Simpsons quotes that you know
like :
Bart : What's wrong with Santa's Little Helper ? It's like he's trying to jump over that dog but can't quite make it....

LOL
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OH I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!!! Icon_bunny23

HERES A QUOTE FROM BART "EAT MY SHORTS" :icon_Simpsons63:

randyfan · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:05 am Post subject:

Telephone Operator: "The fingers you are dialing with are too fat, please use a bigger phone."
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SmileyC · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:52 pm Post subject:

LoL

Homer : Operator, give me the number for 911 !

Homer to alien : Please dont eat me ! I have a wife and 3 children, eat them !

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Scully :Mr.Simpsons i'm gonna ask you a few simple questions about the alien , dou you understand me ?
Homer : Yes
(Lie detector blows up)

Lionel Hutz<lawyer>: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...

I've got heaps more ! Icon_emotions16

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randyfan · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject:

Homer: You're the one who told me to screw up our marrage!
Marge: Spice Up! Spice Up!
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SmileyC · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

Marge : Would any of you guys wan't a baloon ?
Bart : Yeah right, then i'd like a wattle and a wowypop, actually I'd like a wowwypop
Lisa : Hey ! I fBart's getting a wowwypop I wan't a Wowwypop too

Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned

Mr. Burns: Smithers I'm thinking about donating some money to the orphanage..when pigs fly!
(Homer's bbq pig flies past the window)
Smithers : Are you gonna donate now, sir ?
Mr.Burns: ......
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CrystalKisez · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:

the simpons my cousin is an addict of that!! i watch it sumtimes and play the PC games of that its fun! ok thats all.....

peace out! :queen:

lil_cookie--[killer] · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:26 am Post subject:

i used to watch it.....
i watch it sometimes but i watch the new ones
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SmileyC · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject:

I always watch The Simpsons !
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ferrariboy · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:52 am Post subject:

me too the simpsons are aswome!

SmileyC · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:17 am Post subject:

They are the best cartoon !
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ferrariboy · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

right you are

Christine · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:51 am Post subject:

AND they're so funny... You could fall on the floor laughing!
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♥-- All that time he was taking her for granted.
♥-- She wants to see if there’s more than he gave.

SmileyC · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:34 am Post subject:

I did that once
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yea but that would be more likely if i watched family guy